ur mom

What cringe people say

Zack: Did you like my pizza
Carl: I liked your mom

ur mom

she sucks my cock everyday

I fucked your mom last night

ur mom

i am so in love with your mother

"more like in ur mom" B)

ur mom

Ur mom is an insutl than u can use it without ofending any one but its an insult

ur mom is ugly

ur mom

a perfect response to anything

who’s the mother of your baby?!
ur mom

ur mom

SHE IS FAT AND UGLY AND GAY

ur mom gay

ur mom

used for any type of comeback, very effective

guy 1: good morning neighbor
guy 2: ur mom

guy 1: dies of ass cancer

guy 3: what are you doing today

guy 2: ur mom
guy 3: gets cancer and dies

goes to school theres a shooter

shooter: everyone dont move

guy 2: ur mom

shooter: dies but gun goes off from dropping it and guy 2 gets shot

guy 2: ur mom~
school nurse: comes in clutch with an ice pack
everyone: starts to lose hope
guy 2: gets up and walks it off with ice pack
everyone: cheers