Dunder Cheese

The fungus on the outside and opening of the vagina. It can be often be triggered by semen or old milk near the vaginal area.

Brent: OMG!! Julie, you have dunder cheese all over your pussy!
Julie: Well if you hadn't pulled out and blown your load on my pussy, then it wouldn't be there, would it?

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cheese dicking

The act of sucking up to, talk to someone, (and being slightly over flirty) with the sole purpose of hooking up with them, or getting it in.

Was that josef you were talking to? You were cheese dicking hard.

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cheese blanket

The result of a pizza being left at room temperature for several hours, the seperation of the cheese from the pizza. This effect often causes an unpleasant mess and leaves the pizza without cheese. This phenomenon also occurs occasionally with fresh, or "hot" pizza, most frequently when eating individually bought slices. (see also, Georgio's Pizza, Pizza Hut)

"Is the leftover pizza still good?"
"Not really, man. It's all covered in cheese blankets."

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Cheese toastie

A sandwich consisting of two slices of oiled or buttered bread and cheese. The sandwich is then grilled on each side on the stove top.

The cheese toastie is a traditional dish of the gnome people.

Hey look at that guy eating a grilled cheese...

He's a gnome, they call them 'cheese toasties' in Gnomeland.

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gumint cheese

A commodity substitute for food stamps.

Pearlene traded a 10 pound block of gumint cheese for a lotto ticket and a pack of cigarettes.

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mac and cheese

to lay down your mac with a touch of cheese on one of the many fine ladies you know or want to get to know.

also best food in the world! m-c ush ;-)

im gonna lay some mac and cheese on jane tonight

dude your totaly trying to mac and chsse that shit arnt you

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Ass Cheese

N:A Fourm of cheese that grows in the anus of a human being

'Tim's asscrack was a haven for AssCheese'

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