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epitome of truly brillant fun-loving self-depreation and ironic bitter sarcasm!
Hey everybody I’ve got somethin’ to tell
it's what I learned from relationship hell
Lust turns to disgust
a heart of gold into rust
a soft touch to a slap in the face
-Suckers, Reel Big Fish
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I wanted to try something new and my girlfriend said try fishing for brown Trout
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when the girl is on top and you reach around put your finger in her butt
If your girlfriend is freaky you should give her the rusty fish hook
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when a man gets his dick sucked under water
damn the bitch just went deep sea fishing in ya pool!
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a different situation or person to be dealt with
Breakfast was a very different kettle of fish here in America.
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The special paste requied for a pearl necklace. Salty tonsil cream. Man seed. A good accompaniment for a tuna taco.
I spilled my hot fish yoghurt all over her face.
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Panties made from fish net for a woman that wants to show off her prime pussy.
I like Kathy's fish net panties.
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