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Raccoon Jesus is a nickname for current Los Angeles Kings captain Anze Kopitar. The name is probably based off of Anze Kopitar’s eyebags.
You see that goal Raccoon Jesus just pulled off?
Hell yeah! That was sweet!
what peter parker calls bucky barnes because of his long hair
tony stark: meet bucky and steve in the training room in ten minutes.
peter: oh god, mr. jesus is going to kill me.
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A person in the 7th grade that likes to stare at burritos like they are jusus
Me: Oh my gosh Ellie Carter is totally Jesuseyeing that burrito
Ellie: Totally!!
Me: We should nickname him jesus eyes!
A really big church.
I go to church at Six Flags Over Jesus.
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Anybody who is part of a religion that has jesus as the son of god and is so devoted to where it sickens those around them
Bro im tring to hookup with that cute redhead
Dude dont bother she talks bout jesus and god too damn much she s a total jesus muncher
The underwear under the underwear that Mormon women wear
Don't get your Jesus Jammies in a bunch.