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To have anal sex with a male of female
Lets do Anal Anna Smith said
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If your girl gets shit on your dick, its her job to suck it clean.
(Hot steam anal sex ends)
Bill: Babe you got shit on my dick!
Jill: So?
Bill: The unwritten rule of anal commences.
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The act of shoving ones head up another persons asshole.
"Hey Mac, wanna anal fuck head" Asked Finn "Sure!" Mac responded excitedly
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Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder, also known as OAPD, is an incurable disease that affects 1.2 million Americans. OAPD sufferers generally find the urge to stick random objects up their bums regardless of size or importance.
Rare cases involve small dogs and children and often times results in severe injuries for anyone/anything involved.
In the most severe patients, there seems to be an increase in OVPD (Obsessive Vaginal Penetration Disorder).
OAPD is not contagious; however, it is a habit that can be picked up by anyone at any age.
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Jarren: Hey Jasmine, have you seen my spanish book?
Jasmine: Um, no? Ask Tejada...
Jarren: I can see the spine of the book poking through the back of your pants; Danielle already told me about your Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder.
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Jarren: Wtf Jasmine? Where the hell is muh pickle at?
Jasmine: Why do you always look at me?
Jarren: Cause every time you fart, the room starts to smell like pickles. Have you taken your meds yet for your Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder?
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Jarren to family: Hey guys, I have a friend coming over in awhile... she's got a bit of a problem.
Grandma: What is it?
Jarren: Oh, its nothing much... we're just going to have lock up anything that could possibly fit up her butt.
Grandma: Oh my, it's that Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder. It seems to get the best of us.
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The peaceful pubic hair in someone's ass.
My Zen's anal pubic hair must be amazing for sex!
A day to celebrate the awesomeness of fake meat and anal. This day was created today in response to steak and BJ day. What a douchebag holiday, "I eat cow and get(give in Idontdotricks case) BJs at the same time!!! I'm really great!, LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!
I'm so fucking glad steak and BJ day is over!!! Hurry up and PIITB, it's boca burger/anal day ninja!!!
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An Anal Osama Bin Ladin is a sexual activity where and man whose penis resembles Osama Bin Ladin's beard because of all of the pubic hair is inserted into the women's anal rectum and the hair tickles the vagina in a particular way to make the woman defecate on the man's penis so it now looks like Osama Bin Ladin's muddy beard when he was taken out of hiding.
"Bro I gave Jenny an amazing Anal Osama Bin Ladin and she liked it a lot."
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