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said to advise someone that they will have an advantage if they do something immediately or before anyone else does it
Thank god I hoarded TPs at Costco in February. The early worm catches the bird and the latecomers get nothing
A Bird Watcher is a boy who likes videos of girls masturbating to porn.
“YO THIS KIDS’S WATCHING A GIRL MASTURBATE TO HENTAI, HES A BIRD WATCHER!”
A Karen spying in the neighborhood for people to report for violating local laws, rules and ordinances.
“ That bird watcher got another one ticketed for playing the music too loud”
A badass bitch. A woman who is the best at anything she does. She's always smart and beautiful.
Goodness that girl is perfect, she's such a jewel bird.
Popular cult founded by anne and sinbad. slogan: give us your passport
join the "humming birds"
One of the units used to measure time at Bird HQ. Usually used by Bird employees to distinguish from "Real Time" or "The Calendar" which is the common unit of measuring time outside of Bird HQ. * Second most common is dog years.*
"Wow! I can't believe I've been here for a whole week already!" -New employee
" Dude, thats a whole Bird Month!" - Not so new employee
A chair bird, a common creature among North America, Canada, Russia, and Iceland. Chair bird will sit in his chair (he has a collection). Sometimes he will knock on people's door and ask them to give them the chairs or bye bye. Chair bird also likes hats. He carries cowboy hats with him whenever and wherever
A: "What happened last night?"
B: "Oh, Chair bird visited my house."
A: "What's your favorite animal?"
B: Chair bird."
A: "Uhm.."
B: "All listen to chair bird, there is no escaping his wrath. He wants your chairs he wants your soul sacrifice for the better good of chair bird he wants you know, Michael. There is no escaping him. He will sacrifice you to the chair gods as you plead for mercy and the blood will splatter all over the walls and you will scream but nobody will hear you in the basement of Chair bird. Michael you cannot escape Chair bird. He is after you. Michael, What if I'M Chair bird? Would you doubt me? Chair bird is your new god, and if you will not obey his commands, then you will suffer."