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A phrase uttered when all other phrases have been exhausted. When in a state of total shock and attempting to describe a situation to another individual.
May also be used in a joking manner making fun of one who may utter said phrase.
1. Dude, man, bro...she just told me she has AIDS...
2. Dude man bro, stop touching me in my secret spot!
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The tightest of tight. Someone who is in a gang, for gang members only. One who is all about drinking beer, banging chicks, and scorin dope: But still manages to be cool.
See how that guy did a keg stand? He must be a tight bro.
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A person who:
- is relatively attractive and seems to come from money or hippy parents or both.
- calls everyone bro or bra
- wears flip flops and surf shorts EVERYWHERE. May or may not wear a baseball or trucker cap.
- is tan and might be multi-ethnic but usually white
- listens to Jack Johnson, Jason Mraz and Dave Matthews. If over 30, listens to Hootie and the Blowfish, Chumbawumba and Blues Traveler.
- gets drunk weekly, if not daily and might urinate in someone's yard.
- isn't necessarily a chauvinist but thinks of all women as attainable. Similar to a Romanticist.
- is a part time surfer or sky diver or bungee jumper. Not usually a skateboarder or a rock climber but is friends with some. Isn't football fanatic but is ok with pretty much outdoor activity.
- is a metrosexual with hair and hygiene products but is not a clean housekeeper.
- appears shop at urban outfitter but doesn't seem to buy his own clothes because he never has money.
- wears puka shells. Is partially into most Eastern cultures accessories and spirituality, especially if it will appeal to cute hippy or sorority girls.
- drives just over the speed limit. Isn't in a hurry and doesnt pay attention to where he's going.
- plays a lot of a specific kind of video games (game cube) but not all kinds.
- not a geek or nerd but might have a skill
- is emotionally careless and completely unreliable.
- might have a pet but someone else takes care of it.
- does laundry at his mothers house or ex girlfriends
- eats healthy and is environmentally conscious. sort of.
- does not go to a gym but is somehow in shape.
- has a medium sized ego which appears as opportunism but not real ambition.
Jeff Spicoli from "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" is a douchey bro guy.
Dick Casablancas on "Veronica Mars" is a douchey bro guy.
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The positive bro-ish energy experienced between two or more bros when something very bro-like or chill is accomplished.
Wes: Did you see me killin' those Natys at that party last night?
Will: Yeah man, we had some real bro flow going.
or
Will: Dude, did you see that!? That was so chill!
Wes: Let's get some bro flow going with a fistbump
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An annoying way your friends guilt trip you into getting to hang with the boy instead of being with your girl
Person 1: hey you wanna go to the movies with me and the boys
Person 2: actually I can’t I have plans with my girl
Person 1: wow hoes over bros ok I get it
Person 2: fine I’ll cancel my plans
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v.
1. to act like an obnoxious frat bro
We played extreme frisby in the afternoon, hit up the beer pong tournament at the zeta pi house last night, 'n at two in the morning it was time for my weekly broom-stick up the ass. i guess you could say we were totally bro-ing it up yesterday.
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The preferential allegiance some men show to their male friends over their female companions, and partial reason some children grow up not knowing who their father is. But that's the "ho's" fault, too, for having relations with a man with said value system. Rinse and repeat.
Ron: Hey, going to Vegas this weekend with the crew, u coming?
Eldrige: Naw, gotta see my girl and the baby.
Ron: Come on, bros before hoes.
Eldrige: Yeah, you're right. Keep the code!
Later that night:
Ron's Baby Mamma: Hey, Charles, it's Bonita. That punk Eldridge ditched me for Vegas, hasn't bought diapers for the baby this week like he'd said, broke our third date this month. He don't love me like you did. I miss you baby, come over.
9 Months Later:
Eldrige: This baby don't look like me.
Eldrige's Ho: Bros before hoes.
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