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smoking all deads means smoking on every dead opp basically on all of your dead opps
"bro im smokin all deads nigga"
When you make plans to do something with someone else, but when the time comes you're still asleep.
"Thanks, Karina. I really appreciate it."
"No problem. Now, go to sleep, we leave tomorrow."
You wake up, and head to Karina's room. She's still asleep.
"Karina," you say, shaking her by the shoulder.
"Huh? Wha? Huh?" she says, waking up.
"It's time to go. We're leaving today."
"Finally. I'm fucking dead on my own schedule."
When you put one balls in her pussy with y and when you take them out, they’re numb from lack of circulation.
Things got real freaky last night and I ended up with a dead nut.
it's your pet cat who died years ago
I ate my dead cat
"Man when I dragged that vietnamese hooker home she had a massive dead cat I had to dig through to even find the hole."
When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.
“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”