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douche bag of the month

When someone who everyone sees as a douche bag is awarded employee of the month after they convinced management that they deserved it. Generally seen as a jerk and not well liked by anyone except other douche bags.

Rob is such a douche bag, they should make him douche bag of the month.
I can't believe Chad received employee of the month last month, should be more like douche bag of the month.

by TheRealBigN May 8, 2013

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senior douche nozzle

1. A guy who is usually of foreign decent that acts like he is the center of the world and treats everyone else a 2nd class citizen.

2. A male who belittles people in a condescending manor to make himself look more important.

look at him being a "senior douche nozzle" in front of those girls

by medicineballer April 2, 2017

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Douche bag a roo

One who is more docuhier than a douche bag him self more pronouced Dow CH bag a roo

Darin the boy scout is such a douch bag a roo.

by blackla3elskate3 August 15, 2005

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peanut butter douche

-a person who is a douche bag x10.

-or douching with peanut butter.

-"peanutbutterdou-che."

-"have you tried the peanut butter douche?"

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

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Bedazzled Douche Bag

Noun: Someone (usually male) who wears an excess of Ed Hardy brand and thinks he (or she) is the shit.

Example A: "Man, look at that guy! He really thinks he's God's gift to women!"
Example B: "I know, right? What a Bedazzled Douche Bag!"

by EmmeGirl December 8, 2009

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Chunk up a douche

A phrase used when a female excuses herself from a public activity inorder to provide for her own vaginal cleansing.

I shouldn't have had sex with that horse, I really need to go chunk up a douche.

Excuse me Gertrude, I have some douche chunking that just can't wait.

by LRZA June 2, 2007

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douche nozzlery

group (or meeting) of smug dickless shitlips

convention of shitheads

"golly Johny, school sure is a douche nozzlery"

by jesiah mesiah June 20, 2008

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