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When someone who is normally more restricted and quiet comes up with lad comments on Facebook.
Person 1: What cocktail recipes should we try for the party on Friday?
Facebook Lad: Just give us a pint ;)
Person 2: FACEBOOK LAD.
That aunt who comments long, sentimantal things on your hfacebook posts even though you haven't seen them in year
"Why is Facebook Aunt Peggie posting on my timeline. I barely even know her."
Every girl who has a facebook page is so stupid they believe everything on facebook
Dude 1: BRO! You see what this dumbass bitch just said on Facebook.
Dude 2: hell yea I aint surprised tho, that's every female on Facebook.
When Someone Beats you 5-0 or more goals without them scoring showing complete humiliation on how bad they are at the game
I just Facebook statused John, He is terrible at Fifa.
someone who doesn't have a Facebook page.
Pete didn't see your post on Facebook. He is Facebook challenged.
A baby of two people who met on Facebook.
"Alicia is our Facebook baby. He first poked me in January, and I moved in with him that same month, and she was born in October"
When two persons meet each other thru facebook mostly ending in meeting up on a date or hookup resulting in a future facebook baby.
Chad : my parents met at the fair,what about you billy?
Ned: my parents met at a restaurant parking lot.
Jessie : ned your parents lying ,my mom knows your parents and told me youre a facebook baby like me .