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TMH Harry

Commonly acknowledged as the hottest phase of former One Direction member Harry Styles, during their Take Me Home tour circa 2013. Back then he was a full-course meal, a true blessing for the human race, a gift carved by the Sex God himself, a bastion of testosterone-fueled masculinity, a tanned-skin-huge-tattooed-biceps-colgate-white-smirk-long-slicked-back-curly-hair-lowkey-stripper-cocky-ass-looking-boy.

A: Bro wtf I just had a wet dream about TMH Harry.

B: I think it's because ur girlfriend won't stop talking about how hot af he was
A: Yeah that dude has 100% chance of stealing my girl
B: Not only your girl bro
A: Dafuq you mean bro
B: He might as well steal our anal virginity bro
A: K but ... No homo bro
B: Yeah homo bro. 10/10 would bang

by justarandomnastygalormaybeboi July 20, 2018


Harry Archbold

simp.

Harry Archbold is a simp for…

by Jaffe’s Finest December 6, 2021


harry redmond

This is the best left back ever made in the world 🌎 he’s play for lee fc and is a partner ship of him and Ian Mcloughlin (paolo maldini)

Harry Redmond is the best left back ever

by H3rry December 26, 2022


Harry watts

Its this one kid who once tried to fit as many penises in his mouthes at once

Oi look at that bender
Stay as far as possible from him its harry watts

by Fit kid mgee November 25, 2019


Harry watts

This guy who sucks off peoples dads for 50 pence

Oi oi. Watch out its harry watts dont let him suck off ur dad

by Fit kid mgee November 25, 2019


ryanne lynne harris

The absolute most beautiful, amazing girl in the world. If you ever get the chance to be with her take it and cherish it forever.

Omg that ryanne lynne harris is so beautiful

by Sweet talkin master August 24, 2017


holly harry

we are a religion
our moto treat people with kindess
our holly song sign of the times
rules: you can do anything any religion is allowed you have to support lgbtq+ community not allowed HATING ON ANY OF THE 1D BOYS(This whole thing is a joke please don't take it seriously)

omg! Its the 1.february!
what is it Harry Styles' birthday?
yeah but its the holly harry day too we only listen to sign of the times
oh wow

by smeče February 9, 2021