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Give your crush a kiss day

Give your a crush when you see this

Me: kisses crush
Crush: WTF

Me: it’s give your crush a kiss day
Crush: oh ok keep going

by Simp hub September 6, 2021


National Kiss A Short Person Day

Kiss a short person on October 29th, right after kiss a tall person day.

"Oh jeepers, tomorrow is national kiss a short person day! Dude, you should kiss your crush!"

by Fred_Jr. October 29, 2019

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Kiss me, I'm Irish

Irish sex.

Bloody hell, mate, look at that boner!

by Irishman March 10, 2003

17πŸ‘ 73πŸ‘Ž


kiss my hairy yellow butt

One of the many gems that come from the mighty brain of Homer Simpson.

Marge: According to this magazine, Bart might be jealous of her Lisa.
Homer: Well, Bart can kiss my hairy yellow butt.

by SixSixSixx September 30, 2006

40πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


National Boy Kiss Girl Day

On October 5th is National Boy kiss girl day. A boy has to kiss his girlfriend or boyfriend .

β€œOh today is national Boy kiss Girl day.” β€œ I’m going to kiss my girlfriend!”

by David Trump October 5, 2018

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


A Gentleman Doesn't Kiss And Tell

An expression used by a self-conscious dude who wants his friends to think he got laid. Generally used right after a date or when asked if said guy has ever rolled in the hay.

Jimmy: "Hey man did you f*ck her last night?"
Carl: "A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell"
Jimmy: "P*ssy"

by DieZelBag July 20, 2015

17πŸ‘ 70πŸ‘Ž


National kiss your ex day

National kiss your ex day is the 20th October

Me: It national kiss your ex day
Ex: Not happening

by Ejfiifbfbf October 17, 2020

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