Give your a crush when you see this
Me: kisses crush
Crush: WTF
Me: itβs give your crush a kiss day
Crush: oh ok keep going
Kiss a short person on October 29th, right after kiss a tall person day.
"Oh jeepers, tomorrow is national kiss a short person day! Dude, you should kiss your crush!"
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One of the many gems that come from the mighty brain of Homer Simpson.
Marge: According to this magazine, Bart might be jealous of her Lisa.
Homer: Well, Bart can kiss my hairy yellow butt.
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On October 5th is National Boy kiss girl day. A boy has to kiss his girlfriend or boyfriend .
βOh today is national Boy kiss Girl day.β β Iβm going to kiss my girlfriend!β
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An expression used by a self-conscious dude who wants his friends to think he got laid. Generally used right after a date or when asked if said guy has ever rolled in the hay.
Jimmy: "Hey man did you f*ck her last night?"
Carl: "A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell"
Jimmy: "P*ssy"
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National kiss your ex day is the 20th October
Me: It national kiss your ex day
Ex: Not happening
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