Meat hooked

The act of using your penis so well so that the partner can think of nothing else.

She wouldn't stop calling me, I meat hooked her.

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swab meat

the contents of the biohazzard container at the doctors office

think about it, swab meat, it's funny if you're a terrorist.

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Meat Slice

A man's penis

Suck on my meat slice beeeeeotchhhh

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Up Meat

When a Male has an erection.

Person A: Why is Joey holding his binder over his pants?
Person B: He has Up Meat

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pole meat

Venacular term for, "Stripper."

That bitch izza hot piece of pole meat.

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meat mom

a mom whos obsessed with fattening her kids with meat

the meat mom made her little kid eat a cow

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window meat

The meat sold at 7-11 or other similar stores that sits around all day under heat lamps. Generally regarded as addicting and disgusting. Often acquired after long nights of heavy drinking.

Steve: I'm fucking hungry, bro. Let's grab some of these taquitos.
Dave: No! Don't eat the window meat. That's like rule #1.

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