A month that proves your manliness. A month that all men are all too familiar with. 30 days, 0 nut. Causes some men pain, but everyone’s too scared to loose, cause if you loose, you’re a pussy
For those out there considering failing. Don’t. You want to be the person who says they won No Nut November
A: “I think I wanna quit No Nut November. I can’t take it anymore”
B: “Oh, so you wanna quit? Fucking pussy. BREATHE AIR.”
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Noun: A game played generally in an orgy setting, were the men race to "bust their nut" first. The term is often used to describe someone in a hurry.
"Let's take things slow, it is not like we are in a nut race."
"I got the silver medal in the nut race at the orgy last night!"
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A young man with some nice sperm and good rhymes. Will out rap you any day.
Hey yung nut will you be my sperm donor.
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What's up Gorilla Nuts? Did you get up in 'ol girl last night?
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The act of ejaculating after eating various pumpkin assortments onto a thanksgiving pumpkin pie, during grace.
I really hope uncle John doesn't have another pumpkin nut this year!
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A Quantum Nut is where you and a homie create two dimensions: one in which both nut at different times and one in which both nut at the same time. Because it is more common to nut at different times, it is a more rare scenario for you to nut at the same time. In a Quantum Nut, you and a homie nut at the same time, placing both in the more rare dimension, ultimately making you the most rare of your own specific kind.
“Yo Eli did I just busted my last nut before No Nut November at 11:59:50”.
“Holy mackerel my friend; me as well”.
“Eli, I believe we have just put ourselves in a Quantum Nut”.
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