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No Nut November

A month that proves your manliness. A month that all men are all too familiar with. 30 days, 0 nut. Causes some men pain, but everyone’s too scared to loose, cause if you loose, you’re a pussy

For those out there considering failing. Don’t. You want to be the person who says they won No Nut November

A: “I think I wanna quit No Nut November. I can’t take it anymore”
B: “Oh, so you wanna quit? Fucking pussy. BREATHE AIR.”

by Your math teacher November 16, 2022

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Nut Race

Noun: A game played generally in an orgy setting, were the men race to "bust their nut" first. The term is often used to describe someone in a hurry.

"Let's take things slow, it is not like we are in a nut race."

"I got the silver medal in the nut race at the orgy last night!"

by Vet Student December 14, 2011

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skull nuts

a cleft chin

that guys chin looks like balls

yeah, he's a skull nuts

by xain magnum June 1, 2010

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Yung Nut

A young man with some nice sperm and good rhymes. Will out rap you any day.

Hey yung nut will you be my sperm donor.

by Yungnutnate February 7, 2022

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Gorilla Nuts

One who has large testicles.

What's up Gorilla Nuts? Did you get up in 'ol girl last night?

by Incredible Houck August 13, 2008

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Pumpkin Nut

The act of ejaculating after eating various pumpkin assortments onto a thanksgiving pumpkin pie, during grace.

I really hope uncle John doesn't have another pumpkin nut this year!

by JFrischizzleYonizzle November 24, 2016

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Quantum Nut

A Quantum Nut is where you and a homie create two dimensions: one in which both nut at different times and one in which both nut at the same time. Because it is more common to nut at different times, it is a more rare scenario for you to nut at the same time. In a Quantum Nut, you and a homie nut at the same time, placing both in the more rare dimension, ultimately making you the most rare of your own specific kind.

“Yo Eli did I just busted my last nut before No Nut November at 11:59:50”.

Holy mackerel my friend; me as well”.

“Eli, I believe we have just put ourselves in a Quantum Nut”.

by PeetoElCheeto November 1, 2019

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