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A lazy person who will pay extra money for milk buying it at midnight at a gas station instead buying it during the day like a functioning person
Larry is nothing but a midnight milk drinker that why he is always broke
(noun) Slang that refers to the ejaculate of aging men.
"Have you met Maria and Tom's son? He's weird, that's what happens when you use expired milk."
A gizmo
Dude 1: I like to drink Silk milk
Dude 2: eww, that's gross.
do it do it do it do it do it like this silk milk
A person who has no formal training in automobile mechanics and has learned from hands on experience. Usually in the backyard or in the garage. carries his tools in an old milk crate, usually because they have no toolbox. Milk Crate Mechanics are usually very knowledgeable and are some of the best mechanics.
Milk Crate Mechanics always get the job done.
The art of mindlessly masturbating when you could be doing something more productive.
Did you see the big game last night?
No, I was at home milking my creature.
A mouth entirely filled with baby gravy.
We’d gone to the bogs between the main course and pudding arriving, and I’d filled her gob to the brim with love custard. Unfortunately the down button didn’t work, so she had a lift full of milk, and when the doors opened the carpet got drenched. Had to sit there with a flood of jizz on her top for the rest of the meal. I ordered a cheeseboard and some coffees, too.