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Another word for a penis. Because it's hot and hard and if you squeeze it it squirts hot liquid.
My hot pocket is massive.
Shitting in a sofa bed and folding it back up
Hey bro, did you leave a hot pocket in that hotel room?
While drinking tea and performing anal on male or female one would pull out and shove the tea bag up the partners anus then resuming anal intercourse resulting in a nice hot pocket
Gave her a "Hot pocket" and she loved it
The most delicious snack you will ever eat, so good that it gives you a full body orgasm on the first bite.
Me and my hot pocket had a great time last night.
When a male shits in a females vagina and then has sex with the female afterwords
I did a hot pocket last night. It was sooo good.
The release of excessive gas from the stomach or upper intestine (burping, belching) into ones own face mask.
Commonly a Hot Pocket carries warm, uncomfortably moist air. Results in the wafting taste and lingering smell of previously eaten or digested substances in the mask wearers face.
"What the hell did I eat!? I just laid down a Hot Pocket and I'm suffocating!
Antonym: Dutch Oven