1000 Mile Nude Rule

Sending nudes to someone who is 1000 miles or over that does not count as cheating

Jessica, it doesn't count because of the 1000 mile nude rule. Send the pic.

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I think we can rule out a…

I think we can rule out a… — an endlessly productive word formula designed to explain the gravity of a situation through a poetically oppositional comparison.

How to use “ I think we can rule out a…” as a word formula:

1) Undercover surveillance team observing a cross burning at a Neo-Nazi rally on the February 24 and 25th 2023 day of Hatred:

Well, I guess we can rule out this as being a Bar Mitzvah.

2) A hotel worker in New Orleans brings towels to the orgy room at a swingers convention:

Well, I think we can rule out finding Gandhi in that room.

3) A pork barbecue food truck vendor dives by a park were a vegan gathering of THE RAINBOW TRIBE is being held:

I think we can rule out finding anyone in that park who wants a good carne asada.

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NNN 5 day Rule

When a person has 5 days in the beginning of the Month of November

To ejaculate as much as they want. After the 5th day passes they can no longer ejaculate until the month of November passes

Diego ejaculated on the 4th month of November.....his still in the NNN 5 day rule

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Rule of JLaw

Inspired by the Academy Award winning beauty Jennifer Lawrence, the Rule of JLaw states that those that walk upright must fall down. As we all know there is no place Jennifer can go and not find an object, real or imaginary, to trip over.

"While walking in my wedding dress up the church stairs the Rule of JLaw struck me and down I went."
"Watch out for that orange safety cone. I would hate for the Rule of JLaw to occur!"

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Two people alone in car - rule

When two people are alone in a car for any length of time (unrelated, age of consent and opposite sex with any potential attraction) they must make out. {more of a rule of thumb than definition}

Knight Rider 2008 - episode 6 two great examples of "Two people alone in car - rule"

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Mou Tai Drinking Rules

When drinking Mou Tai, the rules that apply are:

1) If you ever forget the name of it, you are liable to take one more shot.

2) If you pretend you didn't forget the name of it, you have to take another shot.

Brent broke the Mou Tai Drinking rules and now has to take a shot of Mou Tai because he forgot the name.

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You know the rules and so do I

S A Y G O O D B Y E *gun shot*

You know the rules and so do IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII OK SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

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