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when someone yells out strawberry cheese cake and someone runs up pulls there pants down and fucks the other person in the ass, while cuming the asshole bleeds and it makes strawberry cheesecake.
I heard strawberry cheese cake in the other room and I seen kevin run as fast as he could with his pants down to his ankle.
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To drive a thumb/finger deep in your partners ass while having sex, then remove the thumb/finger and insert it in your partners mouth.
My girlfriend was being a bitch all day, so when I was nailing her that night, I gave her the Swiss Cake Role.
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A delicious meal made by your Alaskan grandmother that you enjoy each time you visit her.
What did you expect, you nasty motherfucker?
My Grandma made delicious Alaskan Crab Cakes for us when we visited her last March.
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When an extremely drunk man, usually an uncle or extended cousin, gets so drunk at a wedding that right when the bride and groom go to cut the cake, he drops his pants, climbs on top of the table, and puts his wrinkly, sweaty balls on the top of the cake, in a display of untamed masculinity.
Person #1: Man my uncle Bob did the persian cake topper at my brothers wedding.
Person #2: Man thats gross. Did you eat a piece of the cake afterwards?
Person #1: Shut up. Quit being such a dick hole you pape!
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a girl is donkey punched by a filipino guy and eats a cake frosted with her feces.
Meg Ryan felt pretty bad after eating a philipino pound cake last night.
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someone who is snipeing on Cod 4 :Call of Duty 4
There is a deuce cake on the roof of building 1
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john: im not walking down that street
steve: for what nothings going to happen
john: well i heard about this area
steve: nigga stop acting like a cup cake and lets go
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