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You know what's funny? When people take catch phrases from funny movies, television shows, and comedians, then they repeat them in their best impression, regardless of their awkward accent, gender or lack of comedic timing. I can't get enough of it. My favorite example of this comes from a skit on "Chappelle's Show," in which Dave Chappelle does a parody bio of 80's pop singer Rick James.
The popular phrase from this skit is when Chappelle says "I'm Rick James, bitch!" Now everyone from fat Everquest nerds (yes I know I'm being redundant by calling an Everquest nerd "fat," don't email me) to pimply faced high school kids around the world repeat this phrase every chance they get, giggling spastically every time one of them says it in their crackling pre-pubescent voice.
I don't know how, but every time someone does their impression of Dave Chappelle saying "I'm Rick James, bitch," it keeps getting funnier and funnier. Man, I never get tired of hearing people repeat their favorite lines from Chappelle's show. Of course, this begs the question: are these people paying homage to Chappelle, or are they cheapening the phrase, making it tired and unfunny? I did some research to find out what qualification these fans had, and posted my findings in the percentages.
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//99.9999999842955449907481404254% of //people are not Dave Chapelle
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//.0000000157044550092518595846% of //people are Dave Chapelle
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//*Source: US Census Bureau. World //Population estimated at 6,367,619,885
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The results were surprising: the graph above suggests that 6,367,619,884 out of every 6,367,619,885 people in the world are not Dave Chappelle, and therefore should shut the hell up. This finding was in contrast to what I thought initially; that these fans were in fact qualified to use Dave's catch phrase, otherwise why would they parrot on endlessly like idiots desperate to make their peers laugh at the expense of permanently ruining an otherwise funny joke?
Look assholes, it's funny when Dave Chappelle says it, not you. I'm tired of people adopting speech patterns, catch phrases, and their entire personalities from movies. When Jim Carrey's "Ace Ventura" came out, every prick I know did their worst "allllrighty then" impression. You can still hear it echoed by smug school girls who try to compensate for their lack of personality and any semblance of wit by chanting this mantra so maybe you won't notice that they're lying whores. The worst is when some gabby bitch is the center of a party, and someone tells an awkward story, to which she'll pause a beat, roll her eyes, then say "oooooookayyyyy!" Then she thinks it's funny and she high fives all her snobby bitch friends who watch stupid shit like "Will & Grace" and "Average American Family deals with gay daughter," all while listening to whiny angst-filled "emo" bullshit and taking everything Carson Daly says as gospel. I hope you choke.
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General term of being superior. Used on people though of as weaker or on women. Coined by a comedian. Variations include Hold my drink bitch. May be said after a bitch-slap.
Slap! Coooold-blooooooded, I'm Rick James bitch.
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Phrase coming from the hit comedy central show, Dave Chapelle. Usually done in a voice mocking Rick James/ Dave Chapelle.
"I'm Rick James Bitch! Show me your titties"
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The land of the biggest fuck boys and bitchiest bitches. On the out side, JCHS looks good but once you crawl in, you will hate everyone. James Caldwell is the most terrible stereotypical school that still refers some people as "popular." LIKE GROW UP. The students at James Caldwell think they are the shit but in reality they are shit. JAmes Caldwell is not the place to be: it is the place to stay away from & most people in it. (Few exceptions, but they are the ones who did not grow up in Caldwell) As for the staff, they are all pretty nice and fair. There are a few creeps, a few hot teachers and janitors but nothing special.
"What school do you go to?" "James Caldwell high school" "ew bye"
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Update of Dave Chappelle's comedic punchline:
"I'm Rick James, Bitch!"
As with the best of quips, the original has lost its blang due to overuse and abuse by unfunny party parrots and new subscribers to the Comedy Channel.
BALLER WANNABE: "I'M LeBRON JAMES, BITCH!"
OPPONENT: "And I just dunked on your ass, LeBron James Bitch!"
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A bad-ass saxophonist who can swing with the best of them
I wish i could play sax like James Edward Mathis Jr.
"James Taylor MILF Theory" is the theory that all MILFS love James Taylor. Extensive empirical Research done by MILF scientists at Harvard University, fully supports this theory. This theory is the leading body of research of which the rapidly growing "MILF Studies" major at Harvard and MIT revolves around. To see this theory in practice one simply needs to play James Taylor's "Something in the Way She Moves" outside of a Marshall's Home Goods or Panera Bread and the MILFS will swarm like fruit flies to a piece of rotting pineapple.
With Great Power comes great responsibility.
Friend 1: What is your term paper for MILF Studies 101 on?
Friend 2: It is on James Taylor MILF Theory of course!
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