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Being so fine, one can cause a spontaneous boner at any time.
Guy 1: "Man, you see that chick bent down over there?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, she's definitely bonerable right now."
Chick: "Is that a flashlight in your pocket?"
When something is almost a fetish but not
Steve:I like feet but not that much
Dan:that's bonerable
Occurs when your phone displays completely full bars, thus ascending in a shape that resembles an erect penis (a boner).
Guy A: Do you have any signal?
Guy B: Yeah man, my phone has a signal boner right now.
The lack of sexual reaction a man has to a non-binary woman.
When a woman decides to be ill-defined in a gender sense she can become very unattractive to men to the point of being non-boner-y.
Keeping a man at bay in a situation where his boner cannot be used, or where he has experienced a situation so full of boner poison that he does not even desire to use said boner.
"Dude, that movies last night were so full of boner poison, I was taken boner hostage."
"That girl last night was such a tease, it was a straight up boner hostage situation."
A father's sudden rush of unearned pride in his child's physical achievements
"Last week in boxing, my son sparred with a full-grown man and completely held his own. I had a huge dad boner"
when she makes you so horny your boner gets sent to the 6th dimension
she was so hot she gave me a 6th dimensional boner bro like!