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When you shit and cum in a condom. Then you freeze the condom, then when your partner is ready. Put the swirl up their ass and proceed to fuck them
“Oh my god I just did a chocolate vanilla swirl”
“Nice!”
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its some crack head made story about eating candy but really about doing drugs and the new one is scary with the new Willy Wonka
Willy Wonka: Ima shit in ya gobstoppers bitch!
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Stuff a piece of frozen chocolate cake in the ass like a dildo then thaw it and eat it covered in butt drool.
That girl I gave the Gerbilled Chocolate Cake Martin to last night freaked after I told her the cake she just ate was in her ass last night.
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can be done with a girl you just met or a gay guy that you've had a serious relationship for 3 months. its done right after having anal sex remove your penis from the over sized anal hole and violently squeeze pudding into the anal hole and eating that bad boy with a spoon.
i just had a san diego chocolate milkshake it had 2 kinds of chocolates but one tasted funky
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When a large black man jizzes in a milk carton and a girl drinks it
Yo man jamall gave shanequa a Low Fat Chocolate Milk and she spilled it on the floor so he hit her
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a cop who likes to fuck his doughnuts and spill his coffee on his dick then helps his partner slam his dick in the car door then they go fuck each other until the boss catches them.
look at the chocolate covered custerd fucker over there. i see the chocolate covered custered fucker over there.
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The desire to perform Greek sex with a crocheted torso of a black sheep.
"Going to little Timmys birthday party at the petting zoo has given me the chocolate pumpkin spice temptation."
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