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whiskey dick

When too much alcohol has been consumed into a males body making it impossible to achieve an erection even in circumstances where it would be almost impossible not to.

Parker almost got his dick sucked last weekend but had Whiskey Dick. Later in the night he did state that "It is working."

by C-red February 17, 2004

2260๐Ÿ‘ 1107๐Ÿ‘Ž


baby dick

A dick that is so cleanely shaven it looks like one from a baby

Alexey is a baby dick.

by Alkone November 19, 2004

223๐Ÿ‘ 96๐Ÿ‘Ž


dick locker

Someone who always has dicks inside them. They hold them like a locker
For example "Ben is such a dick locker. I heard he always takes the sausage,"

"Ben is such a dick locker. I heard he always takes the sausage,"

by Nobodybutme May 13, 2015


Dick Fuld

A Fucking prick who is known for causing the fucking recession and being a retard. Fuckhead served as CEO of Lehman Brothers and oversaw the bankruptcy bigger than a 5.3 inch dick

I hope they throw Dick Fuld in prison

by TheBillionaireLord February 17, 2018


Cat-dicked

Being led to believe that a guys dick is larger than it actually is by them sending you a photo that shows them to be deceptively large.

I met this tall, hot Colombian boy online and he had a huge cock. But when I got to his place I could barely find the little guy. That's how I knew I had been cat-dicked.

by JaneBlow December 31, 2016


Dick Pride

1. Casually means you are indeed a man.
2. When you don't wanna look like a fag for admitting it.

Guy1: Hey man....should i..tell her i like her first...?
Guy2: No dude, have some dick pride you fag!

by Streetwacko December 9, 2014


Dick Emberged

Screwed. In trouble. Dicked.

I forgot to study for my final and now Iโ€™m Dick Emberged.

by Dan Ware December 25, 2017