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Coming out tonight?
Nah, gonna smoke some bud, watch some hub and fire the revulva.
what you call in when someone starts coughing and cant breath
theres so much bat shit flu in that groceries store i dont wanna go in. i wanna call in cough shots fired instead.
When you try to make someone black out by buying them shots but it back fires and you black out instead!
Glen tried to make Christa black out on her birthday, but it totally black-fired and he threw up in the ladies room!
The act of a group of people getting out of a car at a red light and quickly rubbing their taints on the car behind them. This is all done before the light turns green.
Me, Anto, Emmet, Jimmy, and Squally hit The Mozambique fire drill last night.
When you and your mate are tag teaming a ginger haired woman. And you finish him off on her.
I extinguished her fire crotch with his hose.
I was the fire extinguisher and my mate provided the hose.
it replaces full furry feburary but instead of furries the world joins together for anarchy or world summit
hey it's full fire febuary, lets go commit some arson
The great American ceremony of retiring a couch.
Step 1 - take couch to wilderness, bring plenty of beer
Step 2 - start bonfire - get smashed - sit on couch with friends and reminisce.
Step 3 - when well smashed and bonfire needs more fuel, add couch to fire.
Billy - Hey Sally, should we reupholster this thing?
Sally - No Billy ... It's time for a couch fire.