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Noun - A huge fucking mess so massive that god himself wouldn't be able to sort it out. A great big clusterfuck of junk, garbage, bullshit or nonsense that someone has to clean up, but no one can.
What was the name of that unholy god fuck that totally destroyed new orleans?" "Oh yeah, Hurricane Katrina.
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The memorably-named God Bud rose from underground fame in Canada's medical pot community to international acclaim when BC Bud Depot debuted her as a commercial strain in 2004. Her heavy yields and strong effect have made BC God Bud an indica worthy of praise.
On the toke, BC God Bud delivers a musky, tropical flavor with herbal edges and hints of lavender, berry, and pine. The high is well balanced, a slight creeper with longlasting effects, starting with a calm, pleasant feeling and increasing to a more surreal, nearly hallucinogenic buzz. She is good for general pain relief and makes a pleasant nighttime smoke. Her innerspace high flourishes in calm environments rather than loud nightclubs or high-stress social encounters. The peace of BC God Bud unfolds in the garden or at the drawing table, and in the quiet hours before bed.
Woah dude! I just smoked some BC God Bud from BC Bud Depot and it blew me away!
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-The annual festival held at the University of California, San Diego since 1983. It has grown to become a full day festival with musical acts through the day (performing on what's now known as the Main Stage), student, dance, and comedy performances (performing on what is now the "Midway"), as well as an on field dance party (known as the Dance Tent). Major artists from 2010: Drake, Relient K, Thrice, Parson Red Heads, Michelle Branch, B.o.B, and the Z-trip.
This is a day that is known for it's alcoholic presence, although there is technically no alcohol offered at the festival. UCSD comes together to celebrate school spirit, as well take a break from the school year.
...and yes our festival fucking OWNS UCSB's lame ass Extravaganza.
sungodfestival.ucsd.edu
Person 1: Hey, how was your Sun God Festival?
Person 2: FUCKING AWESOME. B.o.B was the shit, but I saw this one girl drop face first into the floor as she was walking into the towards the Dance tent. These people were running towards her to see if she was okay/ passed out, but someone spilled water on her and she just got up to walk back in and party!!
Person 2: SUN GOD IS FUCKING CRAZY!!!!
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Something witty to retort with after George W. Bush says something stupid, i.e. every day.
Bush: "Gay people suck because none will sleep with me."
God Bless America!!!
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What I was gonna pound her like.
"Oh man, her ass was so fine in those jeans. I was gonna pound her like the fist of an angry god!"
"Whatever you say, Mr. Three-pump-cum. I heard your last 'smiting' Saturday night through the bedroom wall."
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The act of putting ones hands into his pants and around his testicles for warmth
Bob: "It's so cold, I wish I could warm my hands"
Steve: "Just put it in god's radiator"
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The ultimate insult. No come-backs can outdo it.
Dude: "Yo momma's so fat, she sat on a dolla and fo' quato's popped out."
You: "God hates you."
Dude: *cries in corner*
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