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John L. Sullivan

John L. Sullivan is the manliest man to ever live. He is known to many as one of the pioneers in the sport of fisticuffs or bare knuckle boxing. He was the original heavyweight champ and toured offering to knock anyone out for money. His all time record only inclued 2 losses. he also had a handlebar moustache that ranks with the greatest of them.

John L. Sullivan was the greatest fighter who ever lived and the pinnacle of manliness.

by MrPersp3ctive August 23, 2007

20πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


John James Parton

A really fit Austrailian who entered the Big Brother house and came 6th which really should of been 1st because he is Beastt and has reaaall good mates, and not to mention all the good times he has given all of us!! Also most of the other housemates were all english :( NO FUN (even though it is uk big brother )

Person 1 : Hey look its John James Parton!!!!

Person 2: OMG no way!! he is better looking in person!!!
Person 1 : He should of won...
John James : Thanks Guys, but im going back to the Loys !

by Randomer22 August 2, 2011

24πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Wrestling John Wayne

To toil with a particularly large, unwieldy bowel movement.

"That's the last time I'm eating White Castle. If anyone needs me, I'll be wrestling John Wayne."

by M3RCU7IO March 6, 2010

11πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


John McCain Friend

An acquaintance who you are fondly referring to, but you don't actually know this person very well, nor is he or she your friend.

Derived from Senator John McCain's frequent use of the phrase "My friends..." on the presidential campaign trail directed toward a large crowd of strangers. Strangers he was fond of, yes, but strangers nonetheless.

Christine: My friend from my huge college class and I were working together and she said...
Michelle: Wait, what was her name?
Christine: I don't remember.
Michelle: And she's your friend?
Christine: Uhh...
Michelle: So she's your John McCain Friend.
Christine: Yeah, that's a good way to put it.

by McCainFTW March 6, 2009

11πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


john bowne highschool

Aka the school that host the other half of the Asian’s population. Most of the kids are potheads but we lit af. Also the school where u can find a principle sexual assaulting the faculty. But u can always remember that the scanners are cheap af and never work.

John bowne highschool equals all that are listed knives, guns, weed, and scanners that never work

by Ogga booga nigga nigga June 21, 2019

11πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Who-Hit-John

slang whiskey, especially of cheap or inferior grade

origin uncertain: may allude to wild bar brawls in a drunken state and the common male given name β€œJohn” for anyone so struck in such a fight indiscriminately and/or may be a corruption of β€˜hooch’

The cowboy always travelled on the drive with a bottle of Who-Hit-John in his hand.

by Jon64Bailey January 9, 2008

38πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


John Lennon's nose

The most perfect nose ever to be on the face of a human. Often overlooked because of Ringo's large nose.

It is amazing.

Person: Wow! Look at that nose! It's amazing!
Me: That's John Lennon's Nose, isn't it beautiful?

by Mrs. Marilyn O' Boogie August 7, 2011

34πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž