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When your friend uses a CPAP and is passed out you unplug there hose from the machine and stick the hose inbetween your ass cheeks and fart
Jake wouldn’t wake up so I went in his room and gave him a Fire Pal J. He woke right up. I don’t think he over sleep again
When a 6’7 samoan girl is pegging you for at least 10 hours and then when she pulls out, a a combination full of shit and blood comes pouring out of your ass.
Landon: Yeah bro, this humongous whale of a bitch gave me a samoan swamp fire!
The act of eating a very hot pepper (eg Carolina reaper or trinidad moruga scorpion) and feeling
the burn on both rings (eg sphinter and lips) and having your partner give a rimjob afterwards
Man#1 holy crap did you hear that Josh gave his partner the rings of fire?
Man #2 dude thats hot
When your penis explodes uncontrollably when touched by others
Hey dude I totally Fire hydranted today"
A derogatory term used for French military equipment. References the joking tendency to drop their weapons and surrender the moment anything happens- never fired (didn't get a chance to) and dropped once (they dropped the weapon when they surrendered).
Person 1, walking up to a gun store counter: "Let me see that rifle."
Person 2, behind the counter: "This here is a genuine French military rifle. Never fired, dropped once."
When you cum through a fire and onto a persons face. Covering them in flaming hot semen, burning them.
Did you hear about Rebecca last night, she got an El Paso Grease Fire and had to go to the hospital
A complete overreaction to what ends up being a nonevent.
By misunderstanding the problem, the boss put us through a real hair fire.