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The Juction City Butt Flute (JCBF), is a primitive musical instrument, that can be easily made by simply inserting two blades of grass into one's anus. When the musician farts, the hot gas causes the blades of grass to vibrate, which generates a "tooooooo" sound. The pitch and cadence of the sound is a function of the quantity and moisture content of the fart expelled, as well as the forcefulnes of the expulsion. It is widely believed that the JCBF was invented in Junction City, Kansas by street urchins in the 1970s.
Ma: "dinner's ready"
Son: "toooooooo "
Pa: "Goddamnit son, quit playin' that Junction City Butt Flute!!!!"
The Kansas City Quick Step happens when you reach the moment immediately prior to an episode of explosive diarrhea.
Man, that Taco Bell had me doing the Kansas City Quick Step for half the night.
When an inmates anus is turn’t-out due to a cluster of black people raping his butthole in prison.
Yo dawg, we really canyon city cluster fucked that honky cuz his Anus be prolapsed ‘n shit! He be turn’t-out!
When you're having sex with a woman from behind and put your cigarette out in her anal cavity.
As I smoked my last cigarette and bent my cousin over the couch i couldn't find the ashtray ,so I gave her the ole' bay city firework finisher, that way we wouldn't burn my sisters house down again.
When you (man) or your female partner vomit in the women’s vagina and the man trots his penis in and out of the vagina.
Traverse city turkey trot. Chunky vomit from a long night of drinking blown in to your partners vagina. This can be used for men and men using anal.
A school located in Ford City, PA. I went there from fall 2012 to spring 2015. It was warm and welcoming. I met some lifelong friends there. The school was over a hundred years old and felt like home. That was before the inbred, tyrannical, conceited, river rats of Kittanning decided to close it and open a piece of shit school that does not deserve to be named here.
Person: Hey I heard that guy had an enriching and memorable high school experience where they formed great friendships and got a quality education.
Other Person: Yeah, he went to Ford City High School
bunch of Asians trying to act white . Bitches think they’re the shit . They fr talk all that smack but like talk to us when y’all can pass basic math .
People : oh you’re from temple city high school ?
Temple kids : yeah why
People : wow, how does it feel to come from a shit school