NNN 5 day Rule

When a person has 5 days in the beginning of the Month of November

To ejaculate as much as they want. After the 5th day passes they can no longer ejaculate until the month of November passes

Diego ejaculated on the 4th month of November.....his still in the NNN 5 day rule

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Rule of JLaw

Inspired by the Academy Award winning beauty Jennifer Lawrence, the Rule of JLaw states that those that walk upright must fall down. As we all know there is no place Jennifer can go and not find an object, real or imaginary, to trip over.

"While walking in my wedding dress up the church stairs the Rule of JLaw struck me and down I went."
"Watch out for that orange safety cone. I would hate for the Rule of JLaw to occur!"

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Two people alone in car - rule

When two people are alone in a car for any length of time (unrelated, age of consent and opposite sex with any potential attraction) they must make out. {more of a rule of thumb than definition}

Knight Rider 2008 - episode 6 two great examples of "Two people alone in car - rule"

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Mou Tai Drinking Rules

When drinking Mou Tai, the rules that apply are:

1) If you ever forget the name of it, you are liable to take one more shot.

2) If you pretend you didn't forget the name of it, you have to take another shot.

Brent broke the Mou Tai Drinking rules and now has to take a shot of Mou Tai because he forgot the name.

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You know the rules and so do I

S A Y G O O D B Y E *gun shot*

You know the rules and so do IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII OK SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

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Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code

Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code states, "If an adequately attractive female is within your presence, you are obligated to ask to view said female's breasts."

"Hello Miss. By Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code, you are adequately attractive, and as such, may I view your breasts?"

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half-your-age-plus-seven rule

A convenient rule to define the youngest that a romantic interest can be before the relationship is indecent. Widely referred to and used, the rule has merit for usefulness. The full version states: "if you halve your years then add seven, you'll have the youngest decent age for a partner; if you double your years then subtract seven, you'll have the oldest decent age for a partner".
However it's somewhat flawed thanks to the poor mathematical ability of its authors -- it gives a different result depending on whether it is worked out for a younger or older partner.

26-year-old Barbara waited patiently until Jack turned 20, fulfilling the half-your-age-plus-seven rule, before pursuing him romantically.

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