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When you want to have sex without anyone knowing (its a code word)
Hey babe do you want to go to taco bell?
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Internet lingo for "can I have your number", often used on myspace. CITABOOYT for short.
Creeper: hey, Kristen, can I take a bite out of your taco?
Kristen: ewww no you creeper!
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BILL: You know that girl Rosita?
BOB: Yeah.
BILL: I put some sour cream in her taco last night.
BOB: Awesome!
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A saying used by someone who has come up with a case of unjust diarrhea. They don't know what they are. They just know they are shitting their brains out. (Note: this is interchangeable with Chipotle, both have been known to cause explosive diarrhea and in some cases shit blood)
Jimmy: dude what's wrong with you?
Nick: I don't know dude I've been to the bathroom 13 times in the last 2 hours. I don't even know what happened I didn't even have Taco Bell today
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A rim job in which the recipient has consumed a moderate to large amount of Mexican food beforehand.
Dan gave Jordon a flaming rim job aka "taco bell" rim job after their happy hour.
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a monster that attacks mexico but isn't godzilla because he's in japan that attacks pyramids made out of tacos because he hates mayan architecture
"that godzilla-like-monster-that-eats-pyramids-made-out-of-tacos is attacking that pyramid made out of tacos
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A question with no answer, if god can do everything then if he can make the taco that means he cannot eat the spiciest food, if he cannot make the taco that means that god cannot make a taco too spicy for him. lose lose situation.
I went to the church and told the priest, if god can do ANYTHING, can god make a taco so hot not even he can eat it? everyone stood there speechless with no answer, including the priest
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