A man in a 5,000 dollar 3 piece suit in an executive suite pleasuring himself with a roll of 100 dollar Bill's. Often to classical music and expensive alcoholic spirits.
Television censors had a hard time telling the difference between the new Rolex advertisement and white collar porn.
Porn magazines found at the side of the road, usually tossed :-) from car or truck windows and found lying in the grass.
Hey, was out walking today, came across a bunch of free range porn.
what a porn star calls someone who watches their porn
"Hey guys guess what?! I got my first porn customer yesterday!"
Fire Porn is when a man roasts his penis in a fire like a marshmallow and his girl or boyfriend sucks or eats his penis
Did you have fire porn last week?
Yeah that’s why my crotch looks like a girl
Males going through puberty will definitely watch porn just as females going through puberty will definitely have a period.
My mother asked me as a 14 year old boy at the dinner table, “You don’t watch porn do you, son?”
As I hesitated to respond, my father retorted, “Linda, porn for boys is like periods for girls.”
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