douche bag of the month

When someone who everyone sees as a douche bag is awarded employee of the month after they convinced management that they deserved it. Generally seen as a jerk and not well liked by anyone except other douche bags.

Rob is such a douche bag, they should make him douche bag of the month.
I can't believe Chad received employee of the month last month, should be more like douche bag of the month.

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black hole douche

This is the ultimate douche and is so huge it can only exist in deep space. A black hole douche has a core of douchyness so dense it can bend light and sucks in and destroys all intelligent life forms around it. The black hole douche is so powerful that even a douche nuke cannot destroy it and simply mades it more powerful. Black hole douches are to be avoided at all costs.

Man, don't get anywhere near Dickie tonight. The dude is so monumentally douchy he has achieved Black Hole Douche status. Get anywhere close to him and you'll be sucked into his core and crushed into nothingness.

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Douche bag a roo

One who is more docuhier than a douche bag him self more pronouced Dow CH bag a roo

Darin the boy scout is such a douch bag a roo.

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peanut butter douche

-a person who is a douche bag x10.

-or douching with peanut butter.

-"peanutbutterdou-che."

-"have you tried the peanut butter douche?"

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Bedazzled Douche Bag

Noun: Someone (usually male) who wears an excess of Ed Hardy brand and thinks he (or she) is the shit.

Example A: "Man, look at that guy! He really thinks he's God's gift to women!"
Example B: "I know, right? What a Bedazzled Douche Bag!"

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Chunk up a douche

A phrase used when a female excuses herself from a public activity inorder to provide for her own vaginal cleansing.

I shouldn't have had sex with that horse, I really need to go chunk up a douche.

Excuse me Gertrude, I have some douche chunking that just can't wait.

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douche bag

(adjective) One of the ultimate put downs. Normally used to refer to someone who is a complete idiot or retard and has shown said trait in some sort of stupid/ retarded act.

pronunciation should be used with pauses e.g "what *pause* a douche bag"

*Guy 1 walks into glass door*

guy 2: "What ... a douche bag"

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