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the thing tumblrians say when something or someone is being stupid/and or annoying
"ugh zeus fucks everything!"
Zeus: "imma do it"
Me: "hoe dont do it"
Zeus: *fucks something*
Me: "oh my god!"
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What a polite boyfriend asks to find out what areas to avoid to honor his strong and stable relationship with his girlfriend whom he is always faithful to
Trustworthy boyfriend, "where da hoes at?" Friend of trustworthy boyfriend, "I heard they are at Applebee's." Trustworthy boyfriend, "Okay, let's go to Olive Garden instead."
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It means basically some girls are just gold diggers or money huggers. They would dump any guy over someone who has plenty of things they want.
Ron : Hey Jimmy, where is your girlfriend, aren't you supposed be on a date?
Jimmy: she dumped me for that rich fagget who gifted her an iPhone x.
Ron: "These hoes ain't loyal man. Let's go play some football".
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When a Bitch is acting up so you hit here on the top of the head using your fist like a hammer. this technique is used to avoid domestic violence charges as you cant see a bruise on the top of your head.
Sean: Wheres ashley at?
Jarvis: That bitch put her hands on me so i had to donkey kong that hoe.
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A hoe dat be gettin nutted on by all da homies!
Debra ain't nuttin but a cum slung hoe! Shit I nutted all over dat beyotch last night!
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A scandalous bitch that will fuck anyone or anythang to get sprung so she can live off child support from tha baby daddy.
"Can't let these funky cock hoes destroy me" - Tupac
"Yes these funky cock hoes flock all on tha jock" - B.G. Knocc Out
A female who performs sexual favors for a cheap meal consisting of items off of the dollar menu.
Person 1: How was your date with Janice?
Person 2: Great that Beotch was a dollar menu hoe.