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The hardest track in Mario Kart Wii.
"these stupid crabs in Shy Guy Beach just put me in 12th place again!"
This guy is all about Taco Tuesday. He will invite any and all within shouting distance to attend the festivities. This guy usually rolls solo to this event, but prior to his departure will apply copious amounts of Old Spice. 2 dollar tacos are first on his agenda, but a close second is a Lady of the Night.
John would like to invite you ladies and gents to Sloppy Jose's for Taco Tuesday. Old Spice is a requirement for this Taco Tuesday Guy!
"So how did you loose your v-card" the dominoes delivery guy came over"
dickheads and need to get a life (they are just acting hard)
your are a guys and girls that vape
The Heavy Weapons Guy, more commonly known as the Heavy, is a towering hulk of a man hailing from the USSR. He is often considered the face of the game, due to his prominent appearance on box-art, promotional materials, and loading screens. He starred in the very first Meet the Team video, and has appeared in all further movies to date.
The Heavy is the largest and arguably most dangerous class in Team Fortress 2 - boasting the most base health, combined with the devastating firepower of his trusty Minigun. This weapon can inflict huge damage at a very high rate of fire, allowing him to mow down opposing babies, cowards, and teeny-men in mere seconds. Being the slowest class in the game, the Heavy's movement speed is his main weakness. Upon revving up or firing his Minigun, his already unimpressive speed drops down to an even lower amount, making him a very easy target for Snipers and Spies. His sluggish speed makes him more dependent on support from Medics and Engineers to keep him actively in the fight. As a result of his burly stature, he also takes 50% less knockback from most damage sources - excluding Sentry Gun bullets.
The Heavy is voiced by Gary Schwartz.
I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this, is my weapon. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds.
Oh my God, who touched Sascha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?
Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.
Someone who has watched so much Family Guy that they continually make references to cutaway gags or moments from Family Guy in relation to real life scenarios
Friend: so I've been growing out my beard and...
Family Man Addict: HA! That reminds me of the episode where Peter's beard becomes a bird nest
Friend: man you gotta lay off the show, you're developing family guy syndrome
Family Man Addict: Just like the episode where peter thinks he's inside a TV show
That good man with the red sticks at the airport.
He always helps but he keeps to himself.
He is like batman.
He keeps Lele pons away from the airport and i respect that.
He played batman in the dark knight.
O my god is that the red sticks guy he has come to save us from Lele pons.