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A nice pair of tits seen at breakfast time. The term was popularized in Joe Walsh's 1983 song "I.L.B.T.'s (I Love Big Tits)."
I like tits for breakfast... eggs Benedict tits!
a phrase used to tell someone to relax and calm down in a stressful situation.
Dude, relax your tits. I got this.
A phrase used to describe an unlikely or unfortunate event. Often used to express disbelief.
"There is a really hard test today in Calculus"
"Are you shittin' my tits right now? I haven't even studied!"
Basically extremely intoxicated, blurred vision and beer goggles are all part of the deal.
Ann: God last night was good!
John: ah yeah, was good can't remember much, was with some fat bird I think but it's okay, cus I was off my tits!
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What the johns used to call this gal that ran tricks on Franklin back in the day. They called her this because her tits reeked, mainly due to the fact that her diet consisted mainly of onions and sour milk at that time, but also due to bad hygiene habits in general.
Me: Look, over there.
You: Who is it?
Me: Why, it's old stink tits, that's who.
Timmy: Who's that?
Me: Well, Timmy, old stink tits is a prostitute who has stinky, smelly tits. Hence the name.
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Deceased; dead. Typically used to connote a potentially bad outcome. (Army slang)
"If you go AWOL, wwe're going to find you tits up in a ditch after Top hunts you down."
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Ugh, is this the best beer you have? its as flat as a witch's tit
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