hard balls

when you go at it so hard that your balls get hard as well. the thrusting & smashing that goes on for hours becomes so exhausting. you stand there, in & out. when you finally release your steamy, hot, cum it shoots through that pussy & that shit becomes a flapper. the moans are immaculate, echoing off the walls around you. after this type of orgasm your nuts will never be the same. & the chick you smashed will have a grandma cooch for life.

zoe: dude i smashed andrew so hard last night, he gave me a flapper! turns out at the end of that, he had hard balls!!
theodore: mmm

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Ligma Ball

Referring to Ligma Balls.

Ninja died from ligma ball.

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ball drag

When you drag your sweaty balls across somthing.

Usually someones or somethings
face. (ora windshield )

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MSN Balls

Being extremely shy in public.

Only to gain lots of confidence when using a IM service.

"Dude, Look it's Saffy! Go talk to her man"
"Nah, shes too cool"

Later that Day on MSN

"Hey Saffy"

"Hey, How comes you only talk to me on msn?"

"MSN Balls"

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smiggie balls

Not to be confused with Biggie Smalls. When it's butt nasty, hot, sticky and dank outside. Humid oven like weather that makes you're skin suffocate and your balls smiggy especially when wearing underwear.

I have to have an extra dedicated stick of deodorant for smiggie balls weather like this.

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ball fall

the male equivelant of a nip slip.... except with balls

Did you see Matt Damon at the Oscars?
He had a total ball fall.

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view balls

The feeling you get when your viewing of a movie or tv show is abruptly cut off by faulty equipment, power outage, scratched dvd or act of God. Especially appropriate when viewing shadily acquired bootlegged or downloaded materials. The term is a reference to blue balls.

"I was watching that divx file of There Will Be Blood you downloaded and it crapped out halfway through. Now I have view balls, you tease."

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