I got ass slammed last night, and the dick was HUGE!
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Ass-squatch : The hairy area squeezed between your ass cheeks.
" I have to shave my hairy ass-squatch today"
" my ass-squatch is itchy"
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1. When a persons bottom looks so good that you want to eat it like a cheeseburger.
2. When someone's butt is so well proportioned it looks like two cheeseburger buns smuggled in their britches.
"Damn bro look at that cheeseburger ass over there"
"She got that ass look so good make you wanna eat that bitch like a drunk person at McDonald's after the bars close"
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A female whom more than likely smokes menthol cigarettes and has a large good looking, butt. This is particularly aimed toward a "trashy", "wouldn't take home to mother" type of girl.
Hey, check out that menthol ass
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May seem similar to its retarded cousin "asshattery" but assuredly it is not. Ass-Haidery takes hatin' ass buffoonery and extreme egoism to a different level. There are many ways to define and spot an Ass-Haider including the constant barrage of bullshit and conceited comments produced during general conversation. Frequently accompanied by fetuses, rubbers, and henious breathe.
1. "Man, that dude suffers from major Ass-Haidery"
2. The teacher showed the most digusting display of Ass-Haidery the students had ever seen in their lives.
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basically a whore but much more unkempt, and unholsem than your standard whore.
i cheated on my wife with a ass packet.
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