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James bird is a sexy man from Guildford, he own 4 R34’s, 3 Rx7’s and 10 supras.
He has a huge cock and is a real magnet, he also owns all the sainsburys in the UK
Girl 1: Have you seen James bird? He makes me wet when he 2 steps by me
1.) To go shopping with a stoned friend for munchies and also pick up groceries you need.
2.) A situation where you have to run an errand and a friend tags because they either have something to do in the near where you're heading, want to pick up some weed from your destination, or both.
3.) A situation where a friend or friends are hanging out and toss money in to pick up some extra weed after finding out one of them already planned a deal for themselves.
A: Yeah, man. I'm about to pick up. He said he's about to head out the door in 10 minutes.
D: Mind if I kill 2 birds with 1 stoner and throw in some cash in to get myself some?
A: Sure, why not.
Eric: Me and Dave are gonna run out and pick up some food real quick. Do me a favor and save me a couple hits for when I get back sincr I haven't gotten a hit yet.
Dave: You hear him, we're killing 2 birds with 1 stoner. Let's roll.
Majestic screeching birds that target their victims at night. Can be summoned by screaming “can you hear the nighttime birds?”
Can you hear the nighttime birds?
*screeching sounds*
A home is Bird Boxed when all windows have their blinds and curtains closed.
During the polar vortex, Ace the cat hated that all of the blinds were Bird Boxed ....
basically just putting up both middle fingers
Jim: Dude, Todd got fired for flipping double birds at his boss!
Dan: Yikes!
To take shots or partake in heavy amounts of alcohol, often in celebration.
Guy 1: Whoa Johnny is really going wild tonight!
Guy 2: Yeah he was really killing birds earlier after he broke up with his girlfriend
1. The ultimate driving around song. Only those who have driven a backroad in a square body Chevy while the guitar solo hits have truly lived. Anyone fortunate enough to grow up in a town that’s small enough to have nothing to do but burn gas knows this song by heart. If you are from the sticks, anytime you get caught speeding simply tell the sheriff that the guitar solo was on and he is guaranteed to understand and let you off the hook.
2. For true rednecks, Free Bird is also a reference of time (slightly less than 10 min). Those who have this song on repeat know how many Free Birds it takes to get from place to place. If you find a man like this, trust everything he says and never bet against him.
1. Beau- “Let’s go drivn’ round and shoot deer”
Waylon- “What should we listen to?”
Beau- “What kind of question is that? Put Free Bird on.”
2. Jesse- “How far away is the creek?”
Casey- “Oh I’d reck’n bout 2 Free Birds or so.”
Jesse- “So 20 minutes?”
Casey- “What? I couldn’t hear you over the freedom in the speakers.”