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On the 23rd of December, everyone has to give a banana to a friend or stranger and say "do you want a banana", in reference to Tally Hall's "Banana Man".
Meghan: "I just remembered, it's Give a Banana day!" *gives banana* "Do you want a banana? This banana for you."
Carl: "Oh why thank you." *takes banana*
When, during a sunbed tanning session, one forgets to cover ones member with either suntan cream or a towel. The result being a sunburned, unusable Polony Pony.
Did you hear about Ted? He can't bang that hooker he ordered online because of his grilled banana.
The Dick banana is a very delicate fruit. That only grows in the Arsefields
Whoa, Look its a dick banana tree
when a snowbunny sucks ur dick until it turns Orange then swallows ur cum but keeps sucking
that girl gave me a Orange banana
When you put on a condom and the girl wants it unprotected so instead of taking it off from the bottom she decides to rip it off from the tip "unpeeling the banana" and puts it inside here
Man I can't believe I wasted a condom on a raw banana
bad mf vibesss. annoying person. ruins everything.
ugh could u like leave me aloneeee uh ur such a raw banana period
a disease you get on your foot. It turns them yellow and you get banana like bruises.
Doctor: "i think you have banana foot. Im sorry."
man: "holy shit bro"