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when a white male dips his genitals in milk and has sex with a black woman..
i had the milk handy so i figured why not cool my boys down grab my girl and enjoy a chocolate golf ball...
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the female proceeds to shit upon the males chest as he cums on it and then they both mix it and put it in a ice cream cone and share it while listening to candy shop
Eli and Jessica loved their chocolate chip ice cream
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It is the most amazing thing ever. You can eat it and it tastes like chocolate and bubble wrap. And it pops. Which is cool. If you eat some, you will be cool.
Person 1: "Hey you want some bubble wrap?"
Person 2: "You got chocolate to go with it?"
Person 1: "Uh. . . no."
Person 2: (walks off) :mutters: "So uncool."
Cuz you all know chocolate covered bubble wrap is the best :D
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During the act of sexual intercourse the person will take their colostomy bag off and pour it all over both partners genitals while still having sex.
billy was having sex with sara and he took his colostomy bag off and poured it on both of their genitals giving them both a grammas chocolate soft serve.
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When an Oriental person is having buttsex and puts his dick in her mouth and then punches her face over and over again. Tasty!
"Wow, that chocolate covered eggroll was delightful!"
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when u go to mcdonalds to get a choclate milk shake and ure sworn enemy is making the food.....You could be a person thats fallen victim finding out that the lumps of brown stuff in ure shake isnt chocolate
man im gonna love to see the look on that fuckers face when he relizez the brown stuff in his shake isnt chocolate
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1. a humerus cereal portrayed on Calvin and Hobbes
2. Coco Puffs
Calvin: i love my chocolate covered sugar bombs
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