When a woman masterbates by humping a pillow
I walked in the room and she had a pillow in the crack.
Synonym for the scrotal raphe, the visible line or ridge of tissue through the scrotum.
Zeused him right in the saq crack
A female whom is pregnant and consuming a ridiculous amount of crack! Typically lacking any and all morals! A uneducated oxygen thieving human!
OMFG did you know that Ashley is still smoking crystal meth? Yeah she is having CRACK FOR TWO!
A oxygen thieving to be mother who consumes ridiculous amounts of crystal meth with no regards what so ever for her unborn baby! Typically lacking any and all forms of commonsense! An absolute disgrace to humanity.
OMFG did you know Ashley is still smoking crack! Yeah she’s having Crack for two!
Someone who never wakes up until lunchtime.
There's no point in calling her yet, she never wakes up until the crack of lunch.
When you run out of toilet paper and have to swish the water out of the bowl into your asscrack like a bidet.
I know my hands are covered in poop, I just had to pull a crack blaster.
Not only is she my "wife" but also the most rockiness person on the earth!!