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When two lovers either of opposite sexes or bi-sexuals decide to make intercourse in a canoe and they are total douches.
Two loving douches (male and female) walk about and they decided to go and make love in a canoe. Afterwards, they called themselves douche canoes.
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(adjective) One of the ultimate put downs. Normally used to refer to someone who is a complete idiot or retard and has shown said trait in some sort of stupid/ retarded act.
pronunciation should be used with pauses e.g "what *pause* a douche bag"
*Guy 1 walks into glass door*
guy 2: "What ... a douche bag"
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When a radio station constantly plays certain songs by an artist, even though they've done more.
Damn, I wish they would stop Music Douching that song, it's getting annoying.
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A small device which cleanses a vagina which is exceedingly disgusting and possibly hasnt seen soap or water in a decade.
As opposed to a regular douche bag, a douche bag 9000 is DISGRACEFULLY annoying/stupid.
Donall O Brien is SUCH a douche bag 9000, I wish he'd just shut up!!!!!
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adjective
1. a very large douche bag (bag of douche), hence "industrial"
2. Someone who is an idiot, or really lame.
3. Used as a diss
my brother is such an industrial sized bag of douche
An insulting phrase used to describe a woman (if you could call her one) that's more insulting than calling her a douchebag or even a douchenoozle.
Flo from a certain insurance company's commercials is a pitiful excuse for a used douche.
A person who exceeds the limits of douche baggery. Often times used to describe the most hated person in a class or group of people.
Mike drank all my booze and didn't pay a dime for it. He's such a douche hatted fuck monkey
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