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A minimum of three men lined up, each man has their dong inserted into the man standing in front of hims anus with hands on his hips. The man at the back of the train must be black, and the man at the front must have a totally flaccid dong whilst swirling it in a helicopter type motion.
Eugene: "Holy shit look at those fagot's flying down that really steep hill on roller skates with their dicks in each others asses in a train like motion"
Stavros: "That my friend is a gay train express, a special form of the gay train"
Eugene: "I wish i could be in a gay train express"
Stavros: "Me too"
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The brown stuff that comes out my ass in da bathroom
“I went in and took a Gay Shit” and felt like the whole house got to smell my gayness
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A union that is usually meant for two men, or two women, however, some dumasses, like...governor's of California, get it mixed up sometimes!
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"i think gay marriage should be between a man and a woman"
-Arnold Schwarzenegger
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According to your typical American douchebag that for every square km there is atleast one gay person, one ass-rapist and one terrorist...
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when two men love each other and one sticks their penis in the other's rectum. And then jack off's the one taking it.
eg. Andrew Sharp and Andrew B. make a good couple. They have unprotected gay sex in whic sharp sticks it in b's rectum. Glad the both of them found each other at Mich. State. :D
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The brown stuff on the end of a gay guys dick after he's done bangin' his partners chili chute.
Oh man! Next time take a dump before we have sex.You covered my dick with gay poupon.
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A person who parades their sexuality around like it's a prize or feels as if they have to mention it every five seconds in any conversation they ever have, just like many vegans, who feel the need to enlighten everyone of their diet choices.
Person 1: By the way, I'm gay if I haven't already mentioned it. *5 seconds pass* Did you know I'm gay?
Person 2: Yes, I heard you. *leans to Person 3 and whispers* Man they're such a vegan gay.
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Person 1: *looks at Person 2's Instagram with a pride flag profile picture, Gay in their bio, and every post has a rainbow somewhere on it* Man this person is such a vegan gay.
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