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mp rat

losers that have no life and just hang out at mp (millennium place) all day and don’t even do anything there.

person1: what are you doing today
person2: just hanging out at mp

person1: i my god you’re such a mp rat

by ihatesherwoodpark November 13, 2018


Gym Rat

The Gym Rat is someone (usually a guy) who goes to the gym at least 30 to 90 minutes a day for 2 or 3 times a week. Rest days too. Good food is important. Protein.

There are levels to buffness.

Level 0: String Bean! They usually either look like shaggy or look kind of chubby and can't lift much. You get gym equipment and join a gym.

Level 1: Swole! Swole is usually reached after 1 to 1.5 years. The muscles are noticeable. The progress is showing. You drink more water and Gatorade. You drink protein shakes before workout. Some of the THICC girls start noticing.

Level 2: Ripped! Ripped can be achieved in 3 to 5 years. Ripped is larger than swole. The muscles start to look even larger. You start to lift even heavier. Even more THICC girls start noticing.

Level 3: Jacked! Jacked can be achieved in 10 to 20 years of consistently going to the gym 30 to 120+ minutes. You look even more buff and people start to notice. Even more THICC girls start noticing.

Level 4: Shredded! Shredded takes 15 to 30+ years to achieve. It's when you're highly muscular. You workout even more. Even more THICC girls notice.

Level 5: Absolute unit! Absolute unit takes anywhere from 25 to 50+ years. You reached the maximum! You're mega-buff. And all the THICC girls start noticing. You reached MAXIMUM GYM RAT! YOU ACTUALLY START GLOWING AND ROCKS AND PEBBLES START LIFTING AND IT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE DRAGON BALL Z!

Gym Rat: Holy crap! I'm Shredded. But I want more! I want to be an absolute unit!

*lifts and becomes absolute unit.

Vegeta: His Power level is OVER NINE THOUSAND!

by HawaiianPunch1 July 9, 2024


Bud Rat

A girl that fucks guys with 0 attachment.

She fucking everybody, she a bud rat.

by Razta October 1, 2018


The bsd rat

Yes the bsd rat is this guy Fyodor (probably haven't showered all his life) dating a hot terrorist clown with very thiccccc thighs

Bro have you watched bsd? That the bsd rat was very hot bro

Zanmmmm

by Nikolaisimpfrfr June 12, 2023

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Office Rat

Office Rat is a derogatory term used to describe a corrupt politician or government worker

They elected a damn office rat!

by lanceryder April 10, 2024


rat man AR

A ratty man who nibbles on peen cheese, he lives in a turtle shell and pooey fingers.
Also likes to sniff his pits in times of need. @Boycey500

Oh no its rat man AR, hes coming to bench my bird

by Luca Macaione January 31, 2022


The Rat Stick Principle

You're cooked if you don't know what this is.

"How do I solve this problem?"
"Use the Rat Stick Principle."
"What's that?"
"You're cooked if you don't know what this is."

by The Rat Stick Method September 18, 2024