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When you nut in her eyes in the morning lile if she woke up and got blinded by the sun
Me: *wakes up with gf*
Her: time to wake up!
Me: Start off the day right! By giving you a nice sun nut.
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A noun used to refer to everybody since, at one point in time, we all swam in our dad’s nuts
Hey! What are you nut swimmers up to?
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The ultra hot man magma that flows from blue balls that have finally experienced overdue release.
Dude, I finally tapped that sweet BBW last night after almost a month of being denied! When I was plowing that sweet, sweaty shelf from behind, the explosion of nut lava blew her meat flaps into queefdom!
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When you give a child a blowjob you sick fuck.
Gabriel got a big surprise when he accepted the nut puppy from the man behind the alley.
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When you’re satisfying your significant others penis and the ejaculate a significant amount of nut that can only be described as chemical tasting.
“Danny boy nutted in my throat I tried to swallow but it tasted like chemical nut.... damn Daniel”
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The dankest person ever, definition of clout aka scoliosis who is an amazing chicken who can sometimes me awkward
Have you talked to lil’ nut today??? He told me he likes chicken
Quote: “chickens are cool!”
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