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my favorite song of girl in red and prob on my october to do list
-Why do you love October so much?
-Because we fell in love in october
During the month of October, you CAN NOT look at or read a Oxford-English-Dictionary.
Remember, it is No Oxford-English-Dictionary October, dont read it!
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Every single October 25-30/31 you are to confess to whomever you like your feelings.
Person 1: I'm going to confess to my crush how I feel
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Mate all the days that are in between the 25th and the 31st we have to confess to our crush(s).
October 25-30/31
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This is the day when the best of the best people are born. They are definitely geniuses and probably push themselves to greatness, and will succeed and get there. They are the best at everything and like woman. Only woman, they cannot be gay its impossible. They also have a fat ass.
“Hey when’s your birthday?”
“October 14 2005”
“Wow you must be straight”
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National Halloween Month. Celebrate Halloween not just October 31, celebrate it all month by listening to Halloween music, watch Halloween movies, dressing up in costumes, and eat Halloween food the whole month of October.
Girl: what's today's date?
Me: October 1, and you know what that means?
Girl: no?
Me: Halloween Month! It's when you celebrate Halloween not just October 1, but celebrate it the whole month of October.
Girl: so, we can like dress up, watch Halloween movies and all that everyday this month? October 1-31
Me: yep!
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Holiday that celebrates science, nature, and logic instead of religion. Created on the Birthday of Neil deGrasse Tyson (October 5th). To celebrate this holiday you eat a lot of bacon and enjoy science and nature. You also give gifts to friends and family that promote science, nature and logic.
"What did Mike get you for Logic Day (October 5th) Susan?" "He bought me a life-size model of the Solar System!"
"This Logic Day (October 5th) we celebrated science and nature by building a greenhouse out of old windows and planting vegetables inside"
"For Logic Day (October 5th) this year we are having a big block party"
"What should I bring?"
"Make that awesome potato salad you make with the bacon on top"
"Next year for Logic Day (October 5th) I want to go to The Natural History Museum with my family"
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The days in which two lazy bitches began walking this earth.
October 13 & April 14 are the two days of the year when bitches be triflin.
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