A trap of legends that has a mysterious power to attract dads, similar to the cigarette shop.
(Not to be mistaken for abandonment)
Young Gullible Dad "Don't worry son, I'm just going to get some milk"
Milk shop *laughs manically*
A male is Jacking off, till he milks his meat
Are you meat milking?
Are you a meat milker?
When one gives a guy a handjob
"Clio milked his cow after prom in Texas"
"Milking the butter utter," is a misspelling of "milking the butter udder," which refers to the act of tit fucking a lactating woman, with extra points to whomever consumes the udder butter, or cum and tit milk mixed into a creamy butter-like consistency.
My girl loves eating the udder butter when I 'm done milking the butter utter (udder)!
Earl waited hours following Chris around for some butt milk
really tasty as fuck milk, that gets squeezed out of an eggplant, also looks like thick milk
eggplant milk gets squeezed out of an eggplant via vigoous **force**
Milked from the blackest dudes in Africa to give you the strength to pick cotton all day then play a full game of football with out game fatigue.
Eric guzzled his Cockolate Milk till his tummy hurt because of the great salty taste & still kicked his 1 field goal in triple overtime to win the game.