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Masturbating after your penis falls asleep from sitting on a hard surface for a long time.
‘The stranger’ is to simulate the feeling of GETTING a handjob from someone else but ‘The reverse stranger’ is to simulate the feeling of you GIVING a handjob to someone else.
Sitting on your own dick until it goes numb, then masturbating to simulate jerking off a complete stranger.
I just love pleasuring another man, but when I can’t find one, I employ the reverse stranger on myself instead.
A girl in the reverse cowgirl position uses the man's penis (dick) to masterbate via clitoral stimulation (flicking the bean). This act is performed with the lights on to qualify as it teases the man to excitement while getting the mud flaps greased up.
"She spun around on top of me and showed me the hottest reverse bingo basting I've ever seen!"
Leaving a white man to date a woman
Rachel: I’m breaking up with Kevin for his sister Lia
Sasha: bitch pulling a whole reverse Meg
A reverse time scam is a scam you can use to scam a scammer. You reverse the scam and scam time out of the scammer, hence the name reverse time scam.
The scammer called Joe and asked about his car insurance, but Joe told him that he had called Pete's Pizzeria & Abortion Clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce. Joe reverse time scammed the scammer.
When your girl has tonsil stones, sucks your soul out of your body, and coughs all that shit back up on your stomach.
“That bitch gave me a reverse pearl necklace”!
When a game is, usually, so good that it glues you to it for way longer than it should. Usually written as KFA.
"The new game in the series is coming out next week, so I'll probably reverse afk"
"Rank reset is tomorrow, wanna duo and KFA?"
"Wait, you're still grinding the thing?"
"I'm KFA'ing it, I'll be done soon"