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Commiting a sexual act with a Wag Bag, deodorizer side out, as a condom in efforts to eliminate smells of painfully distasteful orifices.
"They were great, but there was some kind of infection. I had to Reverse Wag Bag them to make it tolerable."
When, during sexual intercourse between a man and a woman, the women inserts her clitoris into the tip of the man's genitalia and screams "UNO, you twig-wiggler!"
last night me and jessica did the ultimate uno reverse. i ejaculated
When a guy and girl scissor with a double sided dildo but the guy is in reverse because, well his hole is in the back.
My girlfriend refused to peg me so I opted for the reverse cowboy scissor.
When a guy and a girl scissor with a double sided dildo but the guy is in reverse because well, his hole is in the back.
My girlfriend refused to peg me so I opted for the reverse cowboy scissor.
A theorized inferiority complex normally attributed to people who are overweight. It is characterized by overly-aggressive or domineering social behavior, such as lying, spreading rumors, manipulating or even harming others who may stand in their way, and carries the implication that such behavior is compensatory for the subject's physical or social shortcomings. A reverse horizontal napoleon complex has many of the same characteristics of a normal napoleon complex, with the difference being an overabundance of body mass as opposed to a short stature. This complex is sometimes synonymous with roid-rage, but can also apply to people with an abnormal or excessive fat accumulation where the subjects BMI is over 30.
That biker has reverse horizontal napoleon complex, he thinks he is big and bad because he weighs 300 pounds.
Rather than flaunting your resources or assets, you work to conceal them in order to attract a mate who has lower expectations.
If Aladdin was peacocking, then Princess Jasmine was Reverse Peacocking at the top of the film.
Rather than flaunting your resources or assets, you work to conceal them in order to attract a mate who has lower expectations.
If Aladdin was peacocking, then Princess Jasmine was Reverse Peacocking at the top of the film.