A whataburger wet wipe is when you eat a big Gothic Mexican chick's ass in the bathroom of a whataburger in Austin, Texas, and use your texas toast from your patty melt to wipe the poo-jaculate off your face.
"Hey babe, I wanna try a whataburger wet wipe, you down?"
"Sure, what is that though?"
Similar to a wet willie, but it's the process of licking your knuckles, and punching your target.
Dude! You gave me a wet willie! That's nasty! Here comes the Wet Snuffs you little bitch!
When an underage guy tries to bake a cake but messes it up and ends up pouring water on the oven.
"God, I falippin just experienced a wet oven with this guy from camp"
"That fareak got my falippin oven allllll wet!"
Phrase came from a certian genius Mike John. Has two meanings:
1)Said when there is an akward silence or in a crowded hallway, funny enough to get a laugh even in a funeral.
2) Said when doing a kareoke song by Dave Matthews Band and you forget the words.
1) ......BLIP WOBBLE WET PEMYAS!!!...
2) "What would you say, BLIP WOBBLE WET PEMYAS!!! What would you say..."
Someone who really know how to make you feel good, and always gets the pussy.
Oh ya Mark! He's lieutenant wet.
Somebody, that gets the cigar as wet as his bed at night
Look at Jonny deep throating that cigar, he is a wet smoker
when you shat in your friends dads pants leaving a nice skid mark for the homie.
i’m glad neil let me borrow his sweat pants but unfortunately I left a wet rub in them so he might have to throw them out.