Wet envelope

The act of bukkake with a postal worker

"After delivering the package into the slot they gave him a wet envelope!"

Wet the Whiskers

When a female with a full bush of pubic hair urinates

Sally really needed to wet the whiskers but the restroom was occupied

Wet Saturday

When you make your girlfriend cum 100 time by midnight.

Bae you think our anniversary what until we have our first wet Saturday.

wet paper

pathetic and luigi

kieran thinks that stupid zombie song isnt sexy. he is a wet paper

Prison wet willy

Penetration, prison style

Ayo, what are you doing after work? You want a prison wet Willy?

wet wanda

similar to a wet willy, but instead you wet your finger with your own ear wax and put it in someone’s ear

I just gave Shelly the fattest wet wanda.

Wet Wanda

When I woman uses her vagina juices to give someone a wet will.

(Female version of a sticky Stanley)

You want a wet Wanda!