A man who is always horney and walks around with a perminant boner
"Jesus! My husband has like a permanent boner 24/7''
When you take a girl's side in an argument, not because she is correct but because you think she's hot and are currently trying to date/ have sex with her.
"Have you seen Sal's boner bias for Kelsey? He believes everything she says!"
Getting a boner when your alone with none of your friends around.
(In restaurant)
John: "I'm done. I'm gonna get to the car first. Your gonna come?)
Will: "Na. I'm gonna order another drink. You go first."
John: "Whatever. Go grow a loner boner"
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when you get a boner because ur lonely
โlast night was so boring i got a loner boner.โ
a derivation of the popular 70's game known as limbo, all participants must first obtain an erection before attempting to go under the bar.
Guy 1: Dude, there are NO chicks at this party!
Guy 2: I know man, wanna play some boner limbo?
Guy 1: Yea. I'll go get the stick!
When you feel sexually attracted to someone on behalf of their chemistry with someone else
Jack had a secondhand boner for Olga and kept on telling me to hit on her
A state of non-sexual arousal, focused on the ability of an angler casting a fly-rod.
Watching my buddy maneuver his fly-rod while fishing gave me a Casting Boner.