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Immortal Boner

No.

Immortal Boner.

Just stop.

by JohnMaddenFootball August 3, 2014


boner busted

when a man can no longer get a boner

i heard that guy is boner busted

by christophorus August 4, 2011


Tyler Boner

When you inject a man named Tyler's blood into your own penis, giving you a boner of Tyler's blood.

"Call Tyler, I need a Tyler Boner."

by addiisntracist May 27, 2023


Neck Boner

When you get hurt so bad, your spine can be seen in your neck

My friend crashed his car, the doctors said he had a Neck Boner

by NateTheHater April 12, 2014


Billy Boner

A absolute legend with the aul hurl that gets unlimited bitches and loves lollipops like a true man. A Billy Boner is an absolute sex bomb.

Girl 1: omg is that Billy Boner with his iconic lollipop

Girl 2: OMG Billy Boners are so hot

Both:* swoon*

by Tranny Fanny August 1, 2022


dad boner

A father's sudden rush of unearned pride in his child's physical achievements

"Last week in boxing, my son sparred with a full-grown man and completely held his own. I had a huge dad boner"

by ColonelKurtz April 15, 2021


6th dimensional boner

when she makes you so horny your boner gets sent to the 6th dimension

she was so hot she gave me a 6th dimensional boner bro like!

by heep hop skippy stop June 22, 2019